what's in the mystery meat?

treated by a kindly young gentleman to some kind of vegan burger this evening.

i don't feel good.

....i remember seeing comedy from the 70s where the guy was complaining about soy by-product in the canned dog food.   what happened to popular opinion.

his name is Carl.  You'd expect a man named to Carl to know a good burger.  

me and Carl are over.


CLEARLY.

this was my face when he asked me out again:

I wrote "I'd rather be fishing" there, but I didn't have another quarter to scan it again.

Clearly.