Wednesday, October 5, 2011

literature

my eyes are huge right now, encircled with deep dark hollows on which ive slapped some preparation H, to minimize puffiness, but i still look like a ukrainian orphan, and nausea prevents me from eating to fatten up any.

a total psycho totally totaled my car.  when i called her she sounded like she was suffering from an acute personality disorder, and wouldnt give me her insurance company's case number and said shakily that she wanted to just let the insurance companies deal with it so so so, so, please dont CALL HERE AGAIN BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE TO BE ABUUUUSED!!! and hung up the phone.  so i had to call them myself, and they gave me all the information, and they said 'Yeah if she's acting strange, you don't have to speak to her, you can just call here directly' with some weary sympathy.

Please read:

FREEDOM by jonathan franzen

it's so good

1 comment:

  1. I think I'll try that line when my medical bills start coming in.

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