My Inbox

The following text messages are real.  Nothing has been changed to protect NOBODY, cuz they're fucking gila monsters, and they don't have rights.  I didn't change a thing, I don't have to add a thing, I don't even need to say anything except that I did not change a thing below:

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681-75
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I am really interested in making you an offer for you vehicle. Please give me a call so that we can discuss it further. 347-478-5438
Danielle
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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
1:47pm


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759-73
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Hello, I would like to buy your car.  We can pay  80 [sic] and even arrange all of the pick up and towing.
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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:28pm


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759-73
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And as a client of mytrashedcar.com, we will buy you dinner on the evening of pick up
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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:33pm


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759-73
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Dinner will be provided with your choice of mytrashedcar.com associate, male or female, your preference. Send us your email address and we will quickly s
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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:37pm


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759-73
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end photos for you to choose your dinner escort.

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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:37pm

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759-73
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Your prompt response is mandatory.

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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:40pm


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759-73
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This exciting dinner offer will expire at 12AM EST if you don't reply with an email address. We would like to share photos of our associates' phaces so t

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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:58pm


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759-73
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hat you may select.

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Oct 27, 11 (Thu)
4:58pm