Monday, July 4, 2011

men.

2 dudes in a row just stopped me at the starbucks one to say "you look amazing" and another, from his car "you are incredibly goodlooking... have a pleasure celebrating the 4th..."

??

i look HEINOUS

i have 2 distinct zits

my hair is a gnatty mess

i just slept for like 72 hours in the heat without showering

im in like a baby's onesie

i have no makeup on

ugh its probably just cuz my fat is jiggling

men.
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2 comments:

  1. 1Way or AnotherJuly 5, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    Don't matter. If it was hot out and you had on clothing that in any way revealed a minimum of 50% flesh, your list of things that you felt were "heinous" about you that day went COMPLETELY unnoticed. Those little details mean nothing to the man who sees some flesh on a hot day.

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  2. Chloe van DynnJuly 5, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    bahahahahahaahahaha. apparently.

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